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Funny Valentines Messages

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”

“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”

“If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put in a gift box. But they don’t make boxes large enough.”

“Love is in the air! So don’t hold your breath.”

“Happiness is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy
to make others happy!”


Happy Kiss Day Wishes 2016

Funny Valentines Day Messages

Funny Valentines Day Messages

“I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Valentines day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words. Let’s get naked!.”

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”

Teddy Day Wishes with Images

Funny Valentines Day Messages

Funny Valentines Day Messages

Valentines Day Jokes

“I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen.”

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?”

“Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever.”

“Don’t hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.”

“Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.”

Most Beautiful Rose Day Proposal

“It is impossible to love and be wise.”

“Some bunny loves you, my boyfriend (girlfriend)! My big ears tell me you’re great, that makes me hop up and down and wag my bunny tail.”

Funny Valentines Day Messages

Funny Valentines Day Messages

“Boy 2 Girl: Tumhaiiri Umar kya he?
Girl: 20 years
Boy: tum ne 2 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?
Girl: dekhali larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti hai.”

“Some memories will never end.
Some broken heart will never mend,
Some tears will never dry and.
My love 4 will never die.”

“Its d month of Kisses,
surprizes proposals n dates
chocolate n gifts
hugs n Luv songs,
Wishing u a LOVE filled VALENTINE month.

“Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”

“Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.”

“Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Loveday while men name it as extortion day.”

Cute Valentines Day Wishes

Funny Valentines Day Messages

Funny Valentines Day Messages

“It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly 2uched our hearts
bringing in together
I love u happy Valentines Day.”

“Roses are red,
Hellebores are green,
Take me to Valentines dinner
Or I’ll make you a scene.”

“After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
And the husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”


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